PATRICK WEAVER

joined: 2010* (founding member)

CAREER RECORD - 1536 - 1290 - 146 (.544)

CHAMPIONSHIPS - 1 (2018)

RUNNER UP - 1 (2012)

toilet bowl championships - 1 (2024)

notable keepers: NOLAN ARENADO (4 YEARS), MANNY MACHADO (4 YEARS)

FIRST PLAYER EVER DRAFTED: CARL CRAWFORD

LEAGUE COMMISSIONER: TERM 1: 2012 - 2015, TERM 2: 2021 - PRESENT *CO-COMMISSIONER

“hEY NOW, MANY OF US FIGHT FOR THE SAME TEAM HERE. jUST BECAUSE SOME OF US RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER IN THE LIQUOR STORE AND OTHERS DON’T DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU’RE ANY MORE WRONG THAN NORMAL” —01/31/2020 - CONTEXT DELIBERATELY OMITTED

*TOOK LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM 2016-2017