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THE PREDICTION OPUS
Happy Opening Day! Enjoy some festive reading as I peer into my crystal ball to predict the 15th season of LOMG Baseball.

GRADE THE TRADE: IT BURNES…
Chourio for Burnes. The three-ring circus reaches its crescendo in this final pre-draft edition of Grade the Trade.

TOPPER’S TEAM TAKES
Dan Topczewski is here in a questionable mental state to tell you all why your favorite team sucks (or not). Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

RICHARD’S OFF-SEASON REPORT CARD
Richard Martindell Jr grades each team on their off-season prowess (or lack thereof). It’s report card time baby!

GRADE THE TRADE: MARCH MADNESS
The league is rocked by two huge trades as the final sprint to draft day begins.

MULVEY’S MINOR LEAGUE MUSINGS
Guest author Vinson Mulvey presents his magnum opus on strategy for the new Minor League Keeper and Draft System! You don’t want to miss this!

DRAFT ORDER IS SET: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
The 2024 Draft Order has been announced. See where the teams fell and what the initial impact is on the final weeks of the off-season.

OFF-SEASON PROFILES FINALE
Guest Author Vinson Mulvey joins us to pen the climactic final edition of the Off-Season Profiles!

THE LEGION OF DOOM: THE EVIL EMPIRE
In this penultimate edition of Off-Season Profiles we talk about what YOU need to do to BEAT THE CHAMP.

I LIKE IAN ON TOPPER: WHO ARE YOU CALLING TOP-HEAVY?
Is Topczewski gearing up for a deep run or a sophomore slump in 2024? Find out in Part 10 of our Off-Season Profiles

PICKLE THE BEAST: 100% JUICED
Pickle the Beast is building a title team through long balls and steals and just a touch of ‘ROID RAGE in part 9 of 12 of our Offseason Profiles

MINOR LEAGUE DRAFT/KEEPERS FAQ
It’s all minor league talk today as I answer questions about Rule Proposals V and VI and what their impact will be on the way you play.

HARPER’S FERRY: THE SIN OF IDOLATRY
This off-season profile is about Bryce Harper and his perfect jawline. No criticism of Harper allowed here. He’s perfect. Always. Welcome to Part 8.

GRADE THE TRADE: THE THREESOME
In this unprecedented edition of Grade the Trade, we evaluate three trades involving four teams at the same time. Can we take it all? Let’s find out.

TRADE ALERT: THREE TRADES PROCESS IN HECTIC EVENING
Three trades involving four owners broke this evening in a frenetic set of deals involving several big names.

TRADE RUMOR: ELLY ENCHANTED LISTENING TO OFFERS ON DE LA CRUZ
Sources claim Martindell listening to offers on Elly De La Cruz

MENDOZA LINERS: THICC THIGHS FOREVER
Michael Staron's players don't skip leg day. Here's why that has him positioned to make a deep run this season. Off-Season Profile #7 (The thiccening)

GRADE THE TRADE: THE DRAFT IS FOR FASCISTS
Did the newbie just fleece a top four team? Find out in this edition of “Grade the Trade"

BREAKING: TOPCZEWSKI DEALS BELLINGER AND 7th FOR ROBERT AND MONTGOMERY
Dan Topczewski trades Cody Bellinger and his 7th round pick to newcomer John Sitko for Jordan Montgomery and Luis Robert

BIG DESANTIS ENERGY: WHY ISN’T THIS WORKING?
Why can’t James break through? We try to crack the code on the puzzling losing streak of one of the league’s most storied franchises.